The Cryptozoology of Chickenlandia
Those that have known me for any amount of time know that for my whole life I have wanted to believe in all the strange and unknown things of the universe. From Bigfoot to Goat Man to The Lochness Monster, I find them all fascinating. The First Man has even worked on a show called Finding Bigfoot. Spoiler alert: they haven’t found him (or her!) yet.
That’s why I’m so happy that in Chickenlandia, I don’t have to wonder whether strange and unusual creatures exist. I know they do, and in fact, I’m about to introduce you to some of them. First off, I’d like you to meet Chickenlandia’s two Chupacabras, Phoebe and Teddy. Aren’t they cute? Almost makes you forget they are the guardians of the underworld.
Next, I’d like to introduce you to The Baby Demogorgon of Chickenlandia, Missy. Thank goodness she doesn’t have any teeth (maybe she grows them whenever she sneaks into The Upsidedown).
And lastly, here’s our sweet Abominable Snowball of Chickenlandia, Sofie. She does have teeth, but she never uses them (and no, they weren’t removed by a red-headed elf-dentist).
You’ll be happy to discover that I actually have some rare footage of these cryptids in action. Watch if you dare! And makes sure to subscribe to my Welcome to Chickenlandia YouTube Channel!
Are there any strange and unusual creatures in your neck of the woods? Go to the video on YouTube and let me know in the comments!